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Monday, March 2, 2026
Sing in the tune of “Save Your Tears” by the Weeknd.
[Verse 1]
I see the views on “Baby Shark”
Sixteen billion views and counting
As of now, it is number one
Most viewed on YouTube with no signs of soon being done
There was a time in 2017, oh oh oh oh oh
When this video doubled its views in three months, oh oh oh oh oh
As popular and timeless this video is
Truly I tell you, that’ll never happen again
For that to happen today, it would need nearly 200 million views a day
That is just simply impossible
There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell
[Chorus]
There will not be another day
When this video doubles in one day
- [ ] — e.g. December 31, 1999
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